baklavagina:

fuqdapoleez:

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rachelraaaaage:

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inebriatedpony:

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Little fact: he sings opera too.

Chuck Norris has been avoiding this gentleman all his life.

Also this guy hunted Nazis during WW2.

Legend

Also has a symphonic metal album.

Summersisle alone makes him better than Jesus.

…I mean, he SAYS THAT IN THE MOVIE.

He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds like, he told him he didn’t have to imagine it. He was knighted on October 31, 2009 (that’s right, HALLOWEEN.) and has the same birthday as Vincent Price. He’s fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish; “moderately proficient” in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and “conversational” in Madarin Chinese. He’s a direct descendant of Charlemagne. 

Ladies and gentlemen, BOW DOWN TO SIR. CHRISTOPHER. LEE. 

ALL HAIL THE LEE.

i love him so much

God< Lee

He was also DiZ in Kingdom Hearts 2 :U Just sayin’~

posted March 28, 2012 with 10,513 notes   //  reblog

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    Mostly it was the slew of action roles that made him the first memetic badass. He is, though, a black belt of very high...
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    Is Chuck Norris even factually a badass? Or did he just play a bunch of action roles?
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    ^ahhhh. My grandmother dated him in her youth. :-)
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    And I thought he was old when I watched him, in my teens, in horror films in the ‘60’s. Now he’s just timeless.