Could you not touch little boys in the way that makes me uncomfortable?
Could you not make bizarre puns that make no sense?
Could you not rip off Sebastian’s everything?
Could you not randomly break out into dance?
Could you not put flowers in your hair and talk to animals like a Disney princess?
Could you not kill Alois just because he loves you?
Could you not steal Ciel from Sebastian and act like a complete pedophile?
Could you not call Hannah a whore for no reason?
Could you not taste Ciel’s blood and act like you jizzed your pants?
Could you not act like a spaz and pretend you’re being serious?
Could you just not?


Those gifs are killing me. Oh my god. P.S. I tried to go to sleep before 12 AM. I ended up just sitting up reading...
Claude. Because Claude.